The best thing I found while searching:

FnPtr FnED[256]=
{
  fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,
  fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,
  fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,
  fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,
  fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,
  fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,
  fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,
  fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,
  in_b_xc,out_xc_b,sbc_hl_bc,ld_xworde_bc,neg,retn,im_0,ld_i_a,
  in_c_xc,out_xc_c,adc_hl_bc,ld_bc_xworde,fuck,reti,fuck,ld_r_a,
  in_d_xc,out_xc_d,sbc_hl_de,ld_xworde_de,fuck,fuck,im_1,ld_a_i,
  in_e_xc,out_xc_e,adc_hl_de,ld_de_xworde,fuck,fuck,im_2,ld_a_r,
  in_h_xc,out_xc_h,sbc_hl_hl,ld_xworde_hl,fuck,fuck,fuck,rrd,
  in_l_xc,out_xc_l,adc_hl_hl,ld_hl_xworde,fuck,fuck,fuck,rld,
  in_f_xc,fuck,sbc_hl_sp,ld_xworde_sp,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,
  in_a_xc,out_xc_a,adc_hl_sp,ld_sp_xworde,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,
  fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,
  fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,
  fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,
  fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,
  ldi,cpi,ini,outi,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,
  ldd,cpd,ind,outd,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,
  ldir,cpir,inir,otir,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,
  lddr,cpdr,indr,otdr,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,
  fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,
  fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,
  fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,
  fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,
  fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,
  fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,
  fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,
  fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,fuck,patch,fuck
};

from http://www.google.com/codesearch/p?hl=en#OiylO0H42Bs/codeed.c&q=fuck&l=373

still figuring out how to compress for Vimeo

particles from nik hanselmann on Vimeo.

bezier polygon test from nik hanselmann on Vimeo.

vimeo compressor is awful.